The Grumpy Old Men on the Porch

Louis: "It reminds me of a story I once heard......"

Pascal: "Oh boy.... Here we go again. I've been 

hearing this crap since we were in the womb."

L:"I don't need to hear it from you Mumbles....

 if you ever took your hand out of your mouth, 

people might actually listen to you."

P:"Mfmph? Wumf duv you pheeeen? 

Imts tasphty. Imtph tasphts jumpht luckee shicketen!"

L: "You're right Cal, it does taste just like chicken." 

L:"I never liked chicken." 

L: "But a nice pastrami on rye..... "

P: "Do you think Momma can put that in 

the Brezza baby food maker?"

L:" Hey, wait! Do you see those people over there? Who are they and how long have they been there?"

P: "What the.... a bunch of voyeurs!"

P: "Wait! Let's drop our diapers and moon 'em!" 

L: "That's hillarious! Oh man. Moon 'em. I love it!" 

P: "I know... ha ha ha..... (cough cough) wait (cough) I think I swollowed my right hand......"

P: "I'm good... I'm good. I found my hand."

L: "Whew.... I was worried"